troyesivan:

its kinda scary when you waste an entire day doing nothing and time just passes

(via crystallized-teardrops)

geromykyle:

do u ever just remember your friends have genitals and get weirded out for a second

(Source: brozoinks, via laughbitches)

shipsnamedenterprise:

*planet explodes* *removes one earbud* what

(Source: i-keep-cruising, via crystallized-teardrops)

bizarrest:

I imagine potential scenarios of tomorrow’s events before i fall asleep

(via asvprock)

distorment:

i procrastinate so much i’ll probably put off death and never die

(via asvprock)

gymleaderfrank:

"Hey can I look at your phone?"
“Yeah let me just finish this text.”
*deletes 200 selfies*

(Source: patarnon, via forgave)